No, I am not taking veganism to the next level… Pharma industry has been researching and looking for a pill to solve women’s pleasure problem for all of modern time. Whilst the answer itself has been secretly waiting for it’s own resurrection for thousands of years. However: it is not a pill, but comes in the beautiful shape of an egg. And it’s not for ingesting either, it’s for inserting.

THIS MAGICAL EGG HAS FINALLY MADE IT’S WAY INTO MAINSTREAM MEDIA AND COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS – SO ALL HAIL THE JADE EGG!

I bought mine a few years ago and for the most of that time it sat inside my wash bag, desperately waiting to be used. But even after deep research on weird looking tantra websites I just couldn’t figure out what to do with this thing and put it to rest.

WHEN I BOUGHT MY JADE EGG, MY VAGINA WAS SO NUMB AND WEAK, THAT ALL THE THINGS I READ AND TRIED, FELT LIKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE TO ME. I JUST COULDN’T FEEL ANYTHING.

Mind you, I have explored my sexuality since I was one year old – luckily never suppressed by my parents. I can have clitoral orgasms within 30 seconds, but the inside of my Yoni was always a bit of a mystery to me. Ever so often I’d have another try, putting it in with determination. This time I would make it work! But soon I completely forgot about the fact that there was even something inside of me. Which then made itself visible again with a big ceramic PLONK once I thoughtlessly went to the toilet and pressed what needed to come out…  Uuughh – yes, that can happen! And not only once…

MY EPIC JADE EGG FAILS TAUGHT ME THAT SOMETIMES WE NEED TO GO THROUGH THE SHIT, TO GET TO THE PLEASURE…

But enough of those delicate details. I always knew there was truth to the Jade egg. And who would have guessed that it was my meditation and breath practice that would finally open my body enough to get me to understand the power of my vagina. After just 2 months of daily kundalini rising breath exercises taught so by Dr. Joe Dispenza I realised that my internal perenium muscles had finally gotten

really strong again. And with it came a new sense of sensitivity. The next time I tried my jade egg, the difference was incredible. Waves of pleasure washed over me – especially when I was doing my most favourite emotional release technique called ‘shaking’.

IT FELT LIKE MY NEWLY FOUND YONIVERSE WAS JUST ABOUT TO BURST INTO A RUSH OF STARS AND GLITTER.

The lovemaking with my partner in shine Simon equally entered a completely new dimension. For years we had been trying to make our way to a more sensuality based sexuality, but we often felt like we were just the blind leading the blind. None of us really knew what being more ‘tantric’ or ‘concsious in the bedroom’ even meant. So what was supposed to be enjoyable and amazing, sometimes just felt like an ardulous task. Of course our lovemaking still had many magical moments but the deep intimacy that we both knew to be possible, the merging and meeting of two bodies with no expectations, often got caught up in old habits.

NOW WITH MY JADE EGG AND BREATH PRACTICE I FINALLY KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR, WHAT TO FEEL INTO. WHICH SUBTLE SE

 

NSATIONS TO BREATH INTO. HOW TO FOLLOW MY BODY, RATHER THAN TRYING TO CONTROL IT. 

And it is only the beginning. We are piercing through the old and entering the Land of “So Much More!” Where more pleasure, more connection, more simplicity, more sensitivity is found through less effort. Less trying. Less movement. Less getting anywhere. Less achieving. Less thinking.

 IT DAWNS ON ME THAT MOST OF US HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SEX REALLY IS.

The fact that we can actually make love through sex – meaning produce love and energy and use it to regenerate ourselves and our cells – is ancient. But only few know and only for those, who get a real experiential taste of it, does it start to make sense.

IN FACT IT OPENS A COMPLETELY NEW DIMENSION! GOING FROM 2D: “IN AND OUT”  TO 3D: IN, STAY… AND BLISS OUT!